ABC Warriors: Joe Pineapple
Time for another visit over to Youtube and my how to paint series. This time we cover Joe Pineapples, the sniper of the ABC Warriors. So let’s dive in.
History
Joe Pineapples was one of the first members of the robot commando unit, the ABC Warriors. He is an expert marksman and was once described as the best sniper in the world. He joined the Warriors after being kicked out of the elite X-Terminators squad for seducing the wife of a (human) superior officer. Joe assassinated the Volgan robot General Blackblood, who was then rebuilt and reprogrammed to work for the ABC Warriors, and Blackblood has hated him ever since.
Joe only spoke in code initially, though he has since adopted standard English. Following the original dissolution of the Warriors, he became first a police firearms instructor on Earth and then a police detective in the robot-free world of Mekka (where he was in a relationship with social worker Ms. Aphrodite Von Boo). He has since rejoined the Warriors and has now spent several centuries, more or less continually in service with them (aside from a brief period as an assassin for the Terran government).
Powers and abilities
Abilities: Crack shot.
Strength level: Superhuman.
Weaknesses: Mentally somewhat odd, even for a robot.
Paraphernalia
Weapons: Balls Bazooka; Magnum Macho-3000 sniper-rifle.
Notes: Joe once displayed a penchant for dressing up in female clothing (sometimes patterned himself on Ginger Rogers) and kept a human heart in his chest locker. He has since abandoned these behaviours.
